Monday, January 29, 2007
FAN FICTION: A Day in the Life of Two Princesses
Almost daily Princess Crazy Train and Princess Train Wreck's happiness is thwarted by monsters unimaginable. Suck in their tower of musical business, connected to the outside world only by telepathy (or maybe the internet) and their daily visits by the trolls, witches, and warlocks.
There are at least three trolls who lurk nearby. One's got a penchant for pink velour and a straggly beard. She lurks about the foot of the tower screeching. The second troll is a bumbling bizarre fellow. Sometimes amiable, sometimes lecherous and deviant, our heroines can smell him coming because of the putrid odor of stale smoke. The last troll is the most frightening. Her eyes glow red and her hair is fierce black. Of the trolls, she's the only most likely to cook the girls and eat them.
Sometimes the bog witch visits crackling wildly (though of late, she's been away collecting herbs and eyes of newt for potions). She is friendly to the girls even as the matted tangled mess of hair atop her head is home to various weevils and wasps. Princess Train Wreck is especially disturbed by this witch and Princess Crazy Train does her best to comfort her friend in the face of this somewhat harmless wizened old woman.
It's a lonely life away in their tower. Each princess dreams of her knight, or of maybe lil' schmoopy Todd in advertising, coming to her rescue. Thankfully they have each other. And ale at lunches. And various magic happy pills to ease the malaise.
There are at least three trolls who lurk nearby. One's got a penchant for pink velour and a straggly beard. She lurks about the foot of the tower screeching. The second troll is a bumbling bizarre fellow. Sometimes amiable, sometimes lecherous and deviant, our heroines can smell him coming because of the putrid odor of stale smoke. The last troll is the most frightening. Her eyes glow red and her hair is fierce black. Of the trolls, she's the only most likely to cook the girls and eat them.
Sometimes the bog witch visits crackling wildly (though of late, she's been away collecting herbs and eyes of newt for potions). She is friendly to the girls even as the matted tangled mess of hair atop her head is home to various weevils and wasps. Princess Train Wreck is especially disturbed by this witch and Princess Crazy Train does her best to comfort her friend in the face of this somewhat harmless wizened old woman.
It's a lonely life away in their tower. Each princess dreams of her knight, or of maybe lil' schmoopy Todd in advertising, coming to her rescue. Thankfully they have each other. And ale at lunches. And various magic happy pills to ease the malaise.
Friday, January 19, 2007
GNAW
LAST NIGHT LADIEZ OF FREIGHT TRAIN DID SOME SHOTS AND ALTERNATELY PETTED AND CHEWED ON EACHOTHER.
THEN TRAINWRECK ABANDONED CRAZY TRAIN, AT WHICH POINT CRAZY TRAIN, AS PER USUAL, WENT COMPLETELY INSANE. MADe BOSS BUY MORE SHOTS. SPENT TIME ON FLOOR OF CAB. MADE FRIENDS WITH STRIPPERS.
TONIGHT, BUSY FUN TIME!!
THEN TRAINWRECK ABANDONED CRAZY TRAIN, AT WHICH POINT CRAZY TRAIN, AS PER USUAL, WENT COMPLETELY INSANE. MADe BOSS BUY MORE SHOTS. SPENT TIME ON FLOOR OF CAB. MADE FRIENDS WITH STRIPPERS.
TONIGHT, BUSY FUN TIME!!
Monday, January 8, 2007
EXPERIMENTS IN MODERATION AND RESPONSIBILITY
2007 I DUB THEE YEAR OF THE LIFESTYLE CHANGE.
NOT COUNTING FRIDAY. FRIDAY NEVER COUNTS EVER FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. FRIDAY NEVER HAPPENED. THERE WAS A TIME WARP.
WHERE WAS FREIGHT TRAIN? FUNNY, WE DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!
NOT COUNTING FRIDAY. FRIDAY NEVER COUNTS EVER FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. FRIDAY NEVER HAPPENED. THERE WAS A TIME WARP.
WHERE WAS FREIGHT TRAIN? FUNNY, WE DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
A VERY BESTIE NEW YEARS
CRAZY TRAIN AND THE JAMZ SPENT NEW YEARS TOGETHER. MOSTLY IT LOOKED LIKE THIS:
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF THIS:
THANKS JAMZ, FOR BOTH A GOOD TIME AND FOR LICKING MY FACE REPEATEDLY. NO, REALLY.
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF THIS:
THANKS JAMZ, FOR BOTH A GOOD TIME AND FOR LICKING MY FACE REPEATEDLY. NO, REALLY.
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