THE SHINS WANT US TO DRINK

THE SHINS WANT TRAINWRECK AND I TO DRINK THE CHAMPAGNE THEY SENT RIGHT NOW, SINCE WE WERE SO INTEGRAL TO THE SUCCESS OF THE NEW ALBUM.

OH, EXCEPT THIS BOTTLE, OBVIOUSLY:

LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY?

THE OTHER FREIGHT TRAIN TEAM MEMBERS WERE REALLY ON THEIR GAME THIS WEEK, AND I...WASN'T.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL TEXAS TO WATCH THE FUCK OUT, BECAUSE THE LADIEZ AND JAMZ ALL GOT THEIR TICKETS TO AUSTIN THIS WEEK. WE'LL BE THERE TO TEAR SHIT UP REAL SOON.