TAKING A MOMENT TO BREATHE

LAST NIGHT LORD OF THE JAMZ WENT DANCING AND RULED THE JAMZ! HE WON OVER MANY LADIES AND THEY THOUGHT HE WAS CHARMING AND SHOULD DATE THEIR FRIEND. (caption unrelated to picture)

FREIGHT TRAIN WENT TO TEXAS

THEY ROLLED WITH THE JAMZ, A LOT OF LONE STAR, MGD AND TORTILLAS.

HIGHLIGHTS:

-BOSS LADY LET WEIRD GERMAN GIRL CRASH IN GIRLS DORM, CRAZY TRAIN SUBSEQUENTLY WOKE UP WITH WEIRD NAKED GERMAN ASS NEXT TO HER.
-TRAIN WRECK + CRAZY TRAIN SNUCK IN TO A SHOW THROUGH A BACK ALLEY. CRAZY TRAIN WAS FORCIBLY EJECTED DUE TO A MIXTURE OF HECKLING FRIENDS AND DISALLOWED BEVERAGES.
-TRAINWRECK WAS ATTACKED BY AN AMERICAN FLAG. BITCHFLAG SPILLED TRAINWRECKS MARGARITA!
-WANTED TO MAKE BOY FROM DEERHUNTER A SANDWICH AND TELL HIM IT WAS ALL OKAY, WE LOVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT.
-CRAZY TRAIN VOMMED ON SECOND DAY AT A PARTY, TRAINWRECK WAITED UNTIL THE SECOND DAY BACK ON THE SUBWAY!