FREIGHT TRAIN WENT TO TEXAS

THEY ROLLED WITH THE JAMZ, A LOT OF LONE STAR, MGD AND TORTILLAS.

HIGHLIGHTS:

-BOSS LADY LET WEIRD GERMAN GIRL CRASH IN GIRLS DORM, CRAZY TRAIN SUBSEQUENTLY WOKE UP WITH WEIRD NAKED GERMAN ASS NEXT TO HER.
-TRAIN WRECK + CRAZY TRAIN SNUCK IN TO A SHOW THROUGH A BACK ALLEY. CRAZY TRAIN WAS FORCIBLY EJECTED DUE TO A MIXTURE OF HECKLING FRIENDS AND DISALLOWED BEVERAGES.
-TRAINWRECK WAS ATTACKED BY AN AMERICAN FLAG. BITCHFLAG SPILLED TRAINWRECKS MARGARITA!
-WANTED TO MAKE BOY FROM DEERHUNTER A SANDWICH AND TELL HIM IT WAS ALL OKAY, WE LOVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT.
-CRAZY TRAIN VOMMED ON SECOND DAY AT A PARTY, TRAINWRECK WAITED UNTIL THE SECOND DAY BACK ON THE SUBWAY!