EXPERIMENTS IN MODERATION AND RESPONSIBILITY

2007 I DUB THEE YEAR OF THE LIFESTYLE CHANGE.



NOT COUNTING FRIDAY. FRIDAY NEVER COUNTS EVER FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. FRIDAY NEVER HAPPENED. THERE WAS A TIME WARP.



WHERE WAS FREIGHT TRAIN? FUNNY, WE DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!

HIGHLY FUNCTIONING FREIGHT TRAINZ

A VERY BESTIE NEW YEARS

CRAZY TRAIN AND THE JAMZ SPENT NEW YEARS TOGETHER. MOSTLY IT LOOKED LIKE THIS:


WITH A LITTLE BIT OF THIS:


THANKS JAMZ, FOR BOTH A GOOD TIME AND FOR LICKING MY FACE REPEATEDLY. NO, REALLY.

ATTENTION PASSENGERS

CRAZY TRAIN ARRIVAL TIME POSTPONED 2 HOURS DUE TO UNSCHEDULED STOPS IN VOM-TOWN EAST, WEST AND NORTH. EXPECT DELAYS ALL DAY.




UHHHH...SORRY DUDES!

SO. BEAUTIFUL.

CHEERS, FROM ONE TRAIN TO THE OTHER!

OH SHIT WAIT

trainwreck: did you save him?
crazy train: no i got distracted
trainwreck: i saw last days again a few days ago
crazy train: WAIT
trainwreck: gus van zant's kurt movie
crazy train: I JUST REMEMBERED WHY I GOT DISTRACTED
trainwreck: haha
trainwreck: whyyy>
crazy train: YOU AND I WERE BEING CHASED BY A RABID SQUIRREL
crazy train: I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
crazy train: OMG I AM LAUGHING
trainwreck: hahahahahaha
trainwreck: BRILLAINT
trainwreck: i misspelled that
trainwreck: ITS A METAPHOR!
trainwreck: or something?
crazy train: I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT PART
trainwreck: hahahaha sooooo gooood
crazy train: and then no one believed us!!
crazy train: and kurt WAS ALREADY GONE
crazy train: and i knew that i'd never be able to save him from his imminent, drug fueled death!!!!!
crazy train: IT WAS SO SAD
trainwreck: hahahaha BECAUSE OF A SQUIRREL
trainwreck: i think the squirrel is [LORD OF THE JAMZ]
crazy train: ugggghhhhhh FUCK THAT SQUIRREL
crazy train: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
trainwreck: it's got to be!
crazy train: that squirrel was ANGRY
trainwreck: [JAMZ] doesnt seem like an angry kid
crazy train: my dreams obv. know better though
trainwreck: hahah true true

DREAMZ

LAST NIGHT I DREAMED THAT MY DAD CALLED ME FAT AND I WAS REALLY, REALLY MAD ABOUT IT


THEN I HAD A DREAM THAT I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAVE KURT COBAIN FROM AN EARLY GRAVE, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS LURE HIM AWAY FROM COURTNEY LOVE!



THE SECOND ONE WAS A PRETTY GOOD DREAM, BUT EVEN IN MY DREAM HE WAS A REALLY LITTLE GUY!