A WEEKEND IN RETROSPECT

1. i have a MYSTERIOUS BITE SHAPED BRUISE on my forearm. who gave me this?????!?

2. I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A FULL NIGHTS SLEEP IN DAYS AND DAYS. crazy train and i painted the town red on saturday night but we DON'T REMEMBER IT. see also: holiday parties, previous attempts at wrestling/skirt monsters, various nefarious trips in mystery vans. basically it was awesome. i think. from what i hear anyway.

3. my liver hurts. really. ouch ouch ouch.

4. crazy train and hubby are so cute i am glad i didn't vomit on them.

5. i'm also just glad i didn't vomit in general.

6. i forget what wonderful things i told some shirtless dude backstage but i remember thinking i was really funny. i think in drunk to sober translation that means i was being plain old weird and/or making poor attempts at humor. i think i was trying to make fun of him? did he bite me? THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE NEVER CEASE.

7. i love biscuits and gravy. KUDOS TO MY MOM FOR TAKING HER DRUNK DAUGHTER TO A NICE BRUNCH. also double bonus for delicious bloody mary with capers.

8. i'm really into getting postcards.

9. i have decorated everything in my apartment with xmas lights. SRSLY! it looks beautiful/shiny/bright/like a shitty dormroom minus the monet poster and ugly clapboard snap together furniture with fucking stupid butterfly chair. how ugly is this pink furry thing? makes my skin crawl.



10. i am a skittish alley cat. please scratch behind my earz but don't be suprised if i'm rabid. or if i have feline aids. or if i'm really bad with people/babies/other kitties. LOVE ME!